Odette: What is Donut to you?
Carl: The reason I get up every morning.
Audience: *oooohs and awwws*
Donut, at 5am bouncing around and pawing at Carl’s face: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE CARL! WAKE UP!

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Odette: What is Donut to you?
Carl: The reason I get up every morning.
Audience: *oooohs and awwws*
Donut, at 5am bouncing around and pawing at Carl’s face: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE CARL! WAKE UP!

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LMAO MY PARENTS FIGHTING
honestly if i had to research like 2000 years of history to make references and then my husband said "skip all that" i would be mad too
Dungeon Crawler Carl really came out here and said the human race can out-stubborn fucking anything, asks what survival is and what you're willing to do for it, and how you carry the weight. that capitalism is violence, and that it breeds violence. that we need to hold each close and do what we can to help when we can, because what else is there?
....it also made me read the word nussy in a context where it makes sense.
Mordecai: ok so you two are gonna go do this quest and come back right?
Carl: yes we have a fool proof plan
*five minutes later*
Carl over chat: hey Mordecai what's a Demonic Witch of Burning Vengeance ? She's level 300 and shooting fire out of her face
Mordecai: *exasperated manager noises*
Dungeon Crawler Carl basically goes like this:
Books 1-2: surprisingly well written considering how basic and derivative the premise is. The author read hunger games and hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and took the best parts of both and put his own spin on them.
Books 3-5:
Book 6-7: I wonder how long Matt Dineman had the complete history of this entire scifi universe built out before he decided on a dungeon crawl as the medium he would use to deliver it.

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I just know "Etsy Witch" would have been a class in Dungeon Crawler Carl
Why you should read dungeon crawler Carl
Have you ever wanted to read a book that asks the question “What if an emotionally constipated ex military man became a reluctant cat dad to his now ex girlfriend’s prize winning Persian show cat. And what if those two were outside right as the earth got hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy’d, only to be told that if an earthling won murder death game show, DnD edition, they would get the mineral rights to their planet back. The cat then gets the ability to talk. She is very much still a cat”
Out of context spoilers to convince you
Carl summed up
Dungeon Crawler Carl is currently sitting right next to my swtor hyperfixation, probably not a good thing but I'm having fun
(Donut would love having a purple lightsaber, I just know it)
spin
Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

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dirty dirty dirty
He is so silly I love him 🚀
grace couldn't teach rocky any english swear words because he knew if he did his life would be full of shit like "grace being bitch because no coffee yet, question?" and he'd have to live with knowing it was his fault
this is the absolute funniest thing I’ve read in the project hail mary 2022 draft so far. my stomach hurts from trying not to laugh so loud. I WISH they kept this in the movie
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Highlights from the Project Hail Mary director's commentary:
*SPOILERS!!!*
Grace waking up from the coma was the first shot they filmed for the movie! They wanted Ryan to feel eased into the character, and what better way to do that than have him play a character who can't remember who he is?
The little "GOOD LUCK!" note in sharpie that's written on Grace's sleeping bag was canonically written by the other astronauts on the I.S.S. before the Hail Mary crew got put into the ship. In real life, Phil and Chris wrote one word each. They said it was like "a blessing on the movie."
Ryan's most nerve-wracking day on set was when he had to shoot with the classroom full of children. Most of the kids were made up of the children of the film's crew members.
The scene where Grace looks through Yao and Ilukhina's photos is footage of him looking at and reacting to actual pictures of the actors with their loved ones.
When Grace calls Stratt to tell her that he and Carl figured out how to breed astrophage, Ryan is genuinely calling Sandra on her day off set, and her audio is her genuine reaction to the unexpected line: "Carl and I made a baby!"
"We like showcasing Ryland Grace's social anxiety while having a lot of people staring at him. LOL!"
Their intention for the space funeral scene was to have Grace convey that he was trying to ease his own sadness by making the dead people with him feel better about being dead :(
The markings on Rocky's body convey his mission patch, his rank in the crew, his wedding band, and his family crest.
Grace and Stratt's conversation on the boat is Grace asking her if they're allowed to be close friends, and the response from Stratt is no, they can't. This gets driven home in the karaoke scene. She understands the value of connection, a part of her wants it, but "Her love for people has to be suspended for her to do her job."
Rocky has different forward-facing faces for different thought processes! They named his "satellite dish" face, his "scrunched up thinking face", and his "monobrow face".
Direct quote: "I love how on the spectrum Rocky is." ROCKY AUTISTIC CODED CONFIRMED!
After Rocky recovers from his injuries: "As Rocky returns to the movie, the lights turn on. The warmth returns. It's like the day breaking."
Confirmed that when Grace and Rocky reunite, Rocky says to Grace, "You came back for me, question?"
They throw this out there for two seconds and do NOT expand on it, but according to Andy Weir, Stratt is imprisoned for life but somehow ESCAPES???
The Eridians built Grace an artificial tree in his enclosure because Rocky knew he liked trees
There's so much more they shared about film processes and the people who were behind making certain effects possible. I highly recommend checking out the commentary if you're able!