big jelly mamma, aka UUMUU

awesome …

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

Ok you’re free to go this time Jeff… this time

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

isn’t he the one dude that went to that party back in high school? y’know, the one where his friend john smashed a 40 on the ground and yelled “SCATTER!”

you’re all wrong, he’s that guy that played ‘what’s new pussycat’ on the jukebox with one ‘its not that unusual’ thrown in the middle and got banned from the local diner

No, that’s an asian american women

ohmygod

This post is getting marked NSFW and I think that’s a travesty.

You’re wrong, the lack of railings is the very definition of NSFW

Space needs OSHA regulations