Everyone Needs An Escape

walking into a museum and the little info cards by each artwork just says "credit to the artist!" "lmk if ur the artist and want me to tag u" "found this on pinterest :)"

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

they're on a video conference

It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

It's so fucked up that there are people who think animals are mindless automatons. Meanwhile we have a crab who can see when another needs help and takes action. Successfully. That's more awareness and compassion than many humans display. It didn't have to do that; the difference that makes to its own survival is negligible, but it chose to anyway.

Baby goes in the bucket

God forbid women do anything

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

Please bless me potato of luck