Greetings, Professor! Nothing to report!

what’s your spiciest take– BUT– it has to be about something that literally only impacts those living within your own home

every time I see this post I drop everything to read everyone’s tags

wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom

hundreds of micro-tumblr communities are born and destroyed every day. studying them is the only way for us to comprehend our own demise

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

reblog this to boggle your followers

I just had a fucking stroke

bitches whose music taste is "whatever sounds good" will be like "i'm really into this band" because they liked more than 1 of their songs