mina!

Damian: Shut up, Richard!

Dick: What. are. you. doing.

Damian: I am fighting against these idiots!

Dick: You are typing aggressively on your phone.

Damian: They are questioning my integrity!

Tim: Uh.. what’s he doing?

Dick: Fighting people on the internet apparently.

Tim: What are they saying?

Damian: They are saying that the second Robin is the best Robin!

Tim: ……

Dick: ……

This might be us I fear!

Damian: She stole my heart.

Tim: Awh! That’s surprisingly cute.

Damian: How is that cute? It quite hurt, if I may say so myself.

Tim: What??

Damian: Have you eve gotten your heart ripped out of your chest?

Tim: SHE RIPPED OUT YOUR HEART??

Damian: Apparently, you are deaf now too.

Damian: As always, you are beneath me.

Tim: I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

Bruce: You don’t get paid at all.

Tim: Your credit card begs to differ.

Jaybin: No! NONONONO!

Timbin: He looks kinda ugly.

Stephbin: Hey! That’s charming.. in its own way!

Cassbin: Hn.

Dickbin: Cmon, Jason! He’s so cute!

Jaybin: We have enough people to take care of!

Baby! Damian: Hn.

Cassbin: I like him.

Dickbin: One vote for the baby!

Timbin: I kinda wanna pinch him.

Baby! Damian: *spits on Timbin*

Timbin: ……

Jaybin: ……

Dick: I thought you guys got along better these days?

Damian: I need him to die!

Jason: Damn, he lost it.

Damian: He needs character development.

Jason: What.

Damian: He bores me.

Tim: You know I can hear you?

Tim: Oh, Dick did!

Jason: What.

Tim: Yeah, but then Bruce revived him!

Jason: What.

Dick: It made me feel really guilty okay!

Tim: No I get it!

Jason: How the fuck do you get that??

Tim: I killed lady Shiva once and then revived her.

Cass: What.

Jason: Oh you both fucking suck.

Cass: Damian is my favorite brother now.

Jason: You know what? Fucking same.

Dick: …

Tim: We can’t really be mad about it, right?

Bruce: I don’t have a good feeling about this.

Jason: Good!

Dick: Who’s your favorite robin?

Bruce: Oh god.

Steph: It’s definitely not me.

Bruce: …

Steph: You couldn’t even fucking deny it?? Oh my f-

Dick: Besides the point- ITS TOTALLY ME!

Tim: Yeah, no.

Damian: You can’t possibly suggest it’s you, Drake.

Tim: I gave him the least grey hairs.

Bruce: Now that’s not true.

Tim: …

Damian: I’m obviously the upgrade, he has no other choice but for me to be his favorite.

Jason: Fuck no?? I was such a nice kid unlike you.

Damian: I am kind! Just not to the likes of you!

Dick: Bruce. Talk. Now.

Bruce: I don’t have a favorite.

Steph: You are such a loser.

Jason: Are you being for real.

Dick: Oh. So you can’t choose the person who knows you the best huh.

Tim: Now that’s just mean.

Damian: We expected better of you, Father.

Bruce: No- It’s like actually no one.

Jason: What??

Bruce: You all were equally horrible in your own ways.

Tim: ……

Steph: ………

Jason: ……

Dick: So that’s what I deserve after all these years.

Damian: I’m quitting, find yourself a new Robin.

Tim: What??

Dick: Did you know that Damian has girls nights with the GIRLS???

Tim: I mean, it’s kinda in the name.

Dick: Damian isn’t a girl though??

Tim: And???

Dick: Then why am I not invited?!!

Tim: …

Tim: Go ask your therapist that.

Steph: It’s because no one likes you.

Dick: …

Tim: Your therapist would have been nicer about it.

Damian: ……

Tim: ……

Jason: *holding Fatson* Awhh- It’s okay my little baby!

Dick: Oh god…

Damian: I doubt God can save anyone here now after witnessing this.

Jason: Don’t talk about god in front of my little baby!

Tim: What.

Jason: It’s a trigger word for him! His papa met that bastard.

Dick: Jason.. you do realize.. Fatson isn’t alive, right?

Jason: Oh? The same way I wasn’t alive?

Tim: Damn…

Dick: NO- You know that’s not how I meant it! UGH.

Jason: No- Nonono- Tell me how you meant it dick! TELL MY SON THAT TO HIS FACE!

Dick: Im quite literally trying to!

Damian: This is absurd, Todd, your Fatson is just a plush.

Jason: HES NOT JUST A PLUSH!

Bruce: What?? No!

Steph: Is it because I’m a blonde??

Bruce: No!!! What are you even saying??

Steph: OHH so it’s because I’m poor, I got it!

Bruce: No! No! I don’t care about-

Steph: Well you obviously still can’t be hung over the fact that I fucked two of your children!

Bruce: I will give you ten seconds.

Tim: Are you for fucking real?

Jason: He didn’t kill the joker for me!

Tim: HE DIDNT KILL SOMEONE FOR YOU AND THATS WHY HE NEVER LOVED YOU??

Jason: Y-

Tim: Oh IM SORRY, I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IN SOME FUCKING MAFIA Y/N STORY.

Jason: I kinda am though.

Dick: Tim DO NOT-

Kon: What if birds fly?

Bart: Birds do fly though??

Kon: OH.

Kon: Eh doesn’t matter anyways.

Tim: Huh??

Kon: We can kiss as bro’s and hoe’s.

Tim: ……

Bart: Can I join??

Dick: Nono- I totally agree! Because did you hear-

Bruce: Can you both, for the life of you, shut up?!?

Bruce: THERES A DEAD BODY INFRONT OF US!

Bruce: STOP GOSSIPING.

Dick: ……

Tim: She was a bitch tho-

Bruce: I don’t CARE.