Damian: ……

Tim: ……

Jason: *holding Fatson* Awhh- It’s okay my little baby!

Dick: Oh god…

Damian: I doubt God can save anyone here now after witnessing this.

Jason: Don’t talk about god in front of my little baby!

Tim: What.

Jason: It’s a trigger word for him! His papa met that bastard.

Dick: Jason.. you do realize.. Fatson isn’t alive, right?

Jason: Oh? The same way I wasn’t alive?

Tim: Damn…

Dick: NO- You know that’s not how I meant it! UGH.

Jason: No- Nonono- Tell me how you meant it dick! TELL MY SON THAT TO HIS FACE!

Dick: Im quite literally trying to!

Damian: This is absurd, Todd, your Fatson is just a plush.

Jason: HES NOT JUST A PLUSH!