a bit of an idiot, really

there’s no place on the internet like tumblr

really sad a new ice age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

It's so hard having amazingly accurate intuition but also being too insecure and self-gaslighty to listen to it. Like I've been right about so many things but I never believe in myself enough to actually think that I'm right about them. I'm basically doing what Apollo did to Cassandra to myself like wtf

Whatever spirit(s) gave me this weirdly prophetic insight are probably tearing their hair out rn. I'm sorry guys you just happened to give future sight to a fucking idiot

I would love to see them try this with a greatsword that wasn't made out of foam.

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

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