Uhum. Fenchurch and arthur are happily married. She didnt disappear. They live in a cozy cottage.
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Uhum. Fenchurch and arthur are happily married. She didnt disappear. They live in a cozy cottage.
*drops mic, crowd explodes into cheer*

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thought of the day: i think ford prefect sleeps either fully clothed or fully nude no in between
Zaphods two noggins
always thought ford and arthur met at a college party ford gatecrashed while arthur was in his senior year (25) and they started to get along because they were both outcasts. eventually arthur found out ford got by completely through couch hopping and offered to let ford stay with him, which he started to regret a month in seeing as ford isn’t the most thoughtful roommate, but arthur felt the need to let him stay because he’d already made the commitment. once ford moved out, they kept in touch because of how familiar they were with each other but around 60% of the time they found each other extremely annoying. obviously a little better than living together though

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Ford is such a cute little freak.
Zaphod doesn’t like talking about his childhood. No one can ever know he was that adorable. Or that his hair isn’t naturally pointy like Ford’s is. It would ruin his reputation.
Did Douglas Adams know he was making all of the characters gay and autistic? Like… was this a choice and he just didn’t tell anyone about it?
Well alright. Obviously he didn’t know they were all autistic, because back then it wasn’t really understood and it’s honestly not hard to imagine that he himself could have been neurodivergent, considering he had to be locked in a room with no distractions in order to work.
But. But. But they’re gay too. And. And people did know about gay people. Like. He was aware. And. He never actually gave Ford a love interest. But then had him cry over a love song while sitting next to his best friend and no one else was around. Like. Yes I had to make my dad turn it off when it started playing in the car because I was about to either start crying or biting (sometimes certain sad or slow songs make me want to bite the shit out of the nearest items and I dont know why), but I’m not the galaxy’s most emotionally avoidant frood. When my friend died, I mourned hard. When Ford’s brother died, he refused to talk about it and just tried to pretend it didn’t happen. For years. It’s so uncharacteristic of him to cry over a love song. It’s even more uncharacteristic of him to cry over a love song in front of someone he knows super well (Arthur) and then PAY for the experience!
Not to mention that really adorable bit about them at the end of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe book where they’re exploring prehistoric Earth and Ford is having so much fun just being codependent with Arthur he forgets to keep checking for spaceships. And Arthur notices. And doesn’t ask him to keep checking.
Just. Was this purposeful? Why did? Why did this happen? How did no one catch it? Did none of the editors question it?
Genuinely so curious about this.
Has anyone talked about what a weird fucking choice it is for Ford to only hum the word ‘mad’ in Mad About the Boy and assume it would annoy anyone? It’s a two minute song and it’s only said 5 times. No wonder nobody noticed bro. You’re just occasionally making noises. Also that’s a really gay song to have stuck in your head when you’re exploring space with your best bud.
Ford. Buddy.
What.
What the fuck.