we become everything we criticize

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

i need a day like this

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

Break her bed, not her heart

Suck his dick not his soul

the gif is supposed to move…

Okay smart stuff

Looks bad Reese’s

At least it loads

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

some serious shit is going down over here

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

everyone talkin about seasonal depression hitting after halloween, I got nothing to worry about. my seasonal depression is year round baby. three six five