Have a kitten.

what if the only reason centaurs exist in greek mythology is because elementary-school-age girls wanted to take roleplaying as a horse at recess to a new level

Today’s aesthetic: really enthusiastic historians talking about people who’ve been dead for centuries with disconcerting familiarity, like they personally knew the historical figure in question and possibly still owe them money.

Augury = the State gives you a living wage and a position of power to tell the government about the birds you saw. What could possibly be better than this

i think im gonna get the opposite of top surgery. just keep slapping more of those bad boys onto me. not gonna stop until i look like the diana of ephesus

Rob Liefeld drew this in a former life

My life consists in making myself cups of tea and forgetting about them

you know what, fuck this *flies off in a chariot pulled by dragons and becomes a goddess*

bitches will see a fragment of ancient poetry and go hogwild with homoeroticism. anyway im bitches

is there any moment truly as empowering as when you make your first pun in a language that you’re learning

sallust opens up his description of catiline in his book about catiline’s conspiracy by talking about how sexy and depraved catiline was and i really think more history books should follow that example