above the clouds

actually the greatest moment in misvil is when song qingshi contemplated having gay sex to be a better therapist for yue wuhuan but didnt know who to have sex with(for science) and his buddy who definitely hasnt been pining for him for centuries said he can have sex with him(in the name of science) and song qingshi said no i know how much you love women you dont have to assist me with this science experiment

I think a lot of people forget that Wen Ning is hot. We know that both Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng are jealous of him, but this is generally assumed to be because Wei Wuxian prioritizes Wen Ning over the two of them during the events of the novels. He prioritizes Wen Ning as a member of his found family, as a partner in crime and as his closest friend. But it is so much funnier—so much juicier, drama-wise—to remember that Wen Ning is described as physically beautiful many times in the books. An enemy of the state just stole Wei Wuxian from right under your nose, and he’s also hot. Humiliating. Devastating. 2 dead 3k injured

Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao never actually fucked even before JGY married Qin Su because they got stuck in a neverending loop of 'no but what do you want to do (borderline terrified of showing A Personal Desire)' and Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue never actually fucked because that would have given Nie Mingjue a W*ll to L*ve and that would be horrific because then how would he continue his clan's suicidal saber fuckshit. And Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue never actually fucked because Nie Mingjue has never processed a personal desire and Jin Guangyao has never processed a personal desire (different ways and for different reasons). So!!

ao3 is down can someone tell me a bedtime story about my two favorite fictional men kissing? with tongue

"You know, when I started sending pipe bombs to every asshole who was rude to me, I didn't think it would get me classified as a supervillians." "...You sent 100 bombs on the first week alone." "Yeah? I'm a fast food cashier, that was a slow week for me."

If Violet ever finds out Benedict asked Sophie to be his mistress before he asked her to be his wife, she's gonna run him over with the carriage. Keep that shit under your hat if you want to remain unmangled, fuckboi.

this is a bad idea. idyllic getaway at the cottage. one of them is fluent in french. orphan that provides for their family thanklessly. intermittent forced proximity. the high strung one storms off after things get too real. dead parent necklace. bisexual play boy with a hidden soft side. looming threat of being exposed that would ruin both of their careers but truly endanger just one of them. am i talking about heated rivalry or bridgerton season four. whatever

just caught myself thinking "you know who eloise needs as a life partner? someone else who's just kind of an asshole and a hater. someone who will sit around judging people with her and being kind of the worst." and then i remembered, as if from a beautiful distant dream: NOTORIOUS BULLY CRESSIDA COWPER!

benedict not knowing how to light a fire is giving the same as anthony and daphne not knowing how to light the stove to heat up milk