Gay For Clodia

Am I actually starting to enjoy Tacitus?

I kind of want to actually read some more of his stuff. I can’t believe it.

Supposedly, a lot of women I know are really into the Roman Republic. They won't stop talking about "Caesaring" or something

let's all ship fulvia with literally every woman in ancient rome

And if you think about it, Cato and Cleopatra were the same because they both killed themselves instead of facing the humiliation of clementia from a Caesar

we all have that 1 mutual who’s been consul like 7 times

@aborted-your-virtus

I’m going to go for an 8th consulship once I return from Gaul because someone wouldn’t allow me to run in absentia.

Damn it I used the wrong account

Pessimist: the glass is half empty Optimist: the glass is half full Optimates: therefore Carthage must be destroyed

nobody is named flavia or sextus any more

@aborted-your-virtus also I am afraid of Sextus Pompey :/

I’m afraid of anyone named Sextus, Roman history or otherwise.

I liek how cicero describes (either in the pro caelio or a letter to atticus i cant remember to save my life) clodia as cow eyed in a derogatory way meanwhile the first thing that comes to mind when thinking abt a cows eyes is big gorgeous brown/black wet with long lashes

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

@aborted-your-virtus you.