#*shudders*

“You should work on your accent, love,” Simon grumbled, sipping his tea. “It’s fuckin’ horrid.” Johnny wheezes at that and grasps Gaz’s chest for dramatic stability.

“Wot accent? Blimey, this is my truth!” You lean down closer to Simon and a grin slowly grows on your lips. “Did you know I’m 13 percent British?”

“Oh, for fucks sake—“

“Blimey, is that the time? Welp, time to have tea and crumpets with the Queen.”

“There’s a special place in Hell for you.”

It’s all fun and games until you genuinely start to use some of their vocabulary.

“Where’s the hoover?” You ask, opening the common room closet. “Wait, never mind. Fuckin’ thing was hiding from me.” The room practically went silent.

“…’hoover’…?” John repeated, raising a brow. “You really just said ‘hoover’, love?” You paused and then let out an involuntary groan.

i went and found the sources for these nightmare fuels, because if i had to see them, so do you all.

Inspo + Link to the post

We can’t let Emma hog all the fashion attention, now can we?

Well, we can, because she’s a fashion icon, but she can scoot to the side and let second place shine for a moment

Krakoa 2021 Jean Grey (+2021 Hellfire Gala)

So, we all know this is my favourite Jean Grey design ever, right? Yeah? Yeah?

It’s beautiful. It’s perfect. It’s classy and elegant. It’s a whole battle suit and gala gown. It’s a blend of Jim Lee’s 90s outfit, her iconic green and gold, with a modern design splash

Russell Dauterman cooks every time with his designs, he is utterly amazing. This is Jean’s best outfit period, point blank, I will not be hearing any other opinions

That being said…

Jim Lee’s 90s Jean Grey

I have to shout out 90s Jean for being iconic. I do love this design, and the blue and gold scheme it gave her to match with the other X-Men

The 90s outfits in general are just a whole vibe, I love ‘em

Plus, this design popped up in X-Men ‘97 and mwahhh, it was so good animated

New X-Men Era Jean Grey

And one cannot forget the baddie that was Grant Morrison’s run of Jean Grey

Love a bitch in a trench coat. And Jean rocks the hell out of the black and gold

Goblin Queen Madelyne Pryor

So, Maddie doesn’t have a ton of looks to her name, but let me tell you her base outfit for being the Goblin Queen slaps so hard we don’t need other looks

The underboob window? The ABS? The slutty lil’ loin cloth and tattered cape aesthetic? The red and black? It fucking EATS

This design fucks. Maddie looks great, I love her so much

That’s my Queen of Limbo!

Krakoa/Queen of Limbo Madelyne Pryor

Speaking of, shout out to her Krakoa era design. Love the hints of gold and metal spikes they added onto her normal attire, and the CROWN!

Augh, it’s great

Plus, the outfit comes with a scythe, and me likey scythes

Red Queen Katherine Pryde

Anyways, say hello to the best iteration of Kitty Pryde EVER. Thank you Krakoa for continuously giving us BANGER FUCKIN’ DESIGNS

Pirate Queen Kitty is everything to me. Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!

Lucas Werneck really went hard in Immortal X-Men, his work is impeccable as always

LOOK AT HER

MY BEAUTIFUL PIRATE QUEEN

The curly hair, the Star of David necklace, the pirate coat and high-waisted black leather pants, the BOOTS?

Fucking amazing, I love it.

Splatter on some blood? Sold. Give me 10000 more.

Hellfire Gala 2023 Katherine Pryde

Back with the pirate theme, this outfit is her best gala outfit by far (I hated 2021, I’m sorry)

It’s just sooo good

The corset is my fav, and I love the silhouette so much. Not to mention, Kitty letting her rage take over and absolutely murdering those motherfuckers in it.

It’s tragic this is the last we see of Red Queen Katherine since she returns to her Shadowcat identity in Fall of X, and then back to her blue and black for From the Ashes/Shadows of Tomorrow

But her in red was beautiful while it lasted…