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Band Au (with @funplecs​ ) part 3, the hashira!! himejima is under the cut for undisclosed reasons

i also have a lot of notes, and theyre a bit more important than the notes for the other ones, so i’ll be writing them down also under the cut!! (things like shinobu and giyuu’s fake marriage and shit)

Summary: the hashiras playing stardew valley

English is not my first language

Warning: none

Wholesome and a little crack lol

Kimetsu no Yaiba Konbini Snacks ~

Sanemi: He is so paranoically distrustful to everyone and everything around him (himself included, always) to the point where it is reaching delusional, self-destructive proportions. Sorry for the mental illness king but at least you aren't getting scammed.

Iguro: Growing up in a cult taught him relatable, every day lessons like: If a snake demon asks you to feed your babies to her in exchange for gold, maybe, don't do that? Being raised in this environment made him apply a highly suspicious framework to so many things, a lot of times to his own detriment. Like assuming that every single male wants to steal his crush away because they dare breathe the same air as her or god forbid, engage in small-talk. Despite all that he still manages to rank above Sanemi, somehow.

Shinobu: She will allow people think that they are succeeding in scamming her when in actuality SHE is scamming THEM. We are talking Jimmy McGill level shenanigans over here.

Giyuu: He just wants to fuck off in some hole and die he does not care about your essential oils #toodepressedtogetfinessed

Muichiro: Manages to avoid being scammed by being completely apathetic and dismissive towards the scammer (assuming he is even bothering listening to them in the first place) and immediately forgetting what even the scam was all about in the first place.

Uzui: Most of the times he is able to use his critical thinking skills to distinguish scam from not and he can be a pretty decent conman himself, although he is not immune to being overtly suspicious or on the other end, people getting the better of him.

Gyomei: Is able to objectively analyse and evaluate an issue in order to form a judgement without being gullible or paranoid, like a healthy functioning adult. Congrats on the fully developed pre-frontal lobe, Himejima.

Rengoku: The fact that he suspected that a random 15 year old human was one of Muzan's spies and thus should be killed without any substantial evidence shows us that he is able to be highly suspicious of people (and it makes us glad that he never pursued a career in law) but this does NOT negate the fact that he fell for the greatest scam of all time (fatherly approval)

Tanjirou: People assume that due to Tanjiro's age and kind nature that he would be easy to scam, what these people don't know is that Tanjiro is a human lie detector. Things do get trickier for him though when the interaction is not happening via face-to-face conversation.

Inosuke: Inosuke manages to avoid being scammed by 1) being raised in the wild by boars for most of his life thus blissfully unaware of pyramid schemes 2) resorting to violence when he finds people annoying 3) no sane scammer wanting to chose the boy wearing a taxidermied boar head as a target. But he is NOT immune to getting scammed when his physical capabilities are getting called into question.

Zenitsu: You would assume that due to Zenitsu's advanced sense of hearing he would be able to distinguish truth from lie, but recalling the fact that 8 different girls managed to scam him out of his money and make him drown in debt and that in the Kimetsu Gakuen comics Douma managed to sell him overpriced water under the guise that it was a love potion I guess that's simply not the case, at least not when the possibility of getting a girlfriend is involved. Thankfully for Zenitsu "hot babes in you area" pop-ups did not exist in Taishou era Japan.

Mitsuri: She has a huge heart and wants to believe the best in people even if said people have a huge white van parked outside with a sign saying "Free Candy"on it,alas.

Warnings: none

Gender: gender neutral

Notes: Rengoku has been rotting my brain here lately- help😭

Tags: @animupiglett

Hope y’all enjoy~❤️‍🔥

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“Ah! There you are l/n!” Rengoku’s loud voice boomed against the rocks, making it echo.

You had gotten up early to meditate with Himajima, but got lost at the beauty of the place before you, that after meditation was over, you decided to stay. You had no idea you had spent the whole morning here, and it was time for yours and rengoku’s everyday afternoon walk.

“I’m sorry Rengoku I got lost in my mind and in the beauty of this place.” You said sliding off the rock you were sitting on.

“I understand, I come here sometimes to clear my thoughts when Himajima-san isn’t using it. The waterfall is very calming.” You nod, finally standing beside the flame hashira, making him smile softly when your gazes met. “Shall we get going?” He asks, once again you nod.

The walk started off quite. For you, you enjoyed the scenery, for Rengoku you knew he was trying to enjoy the scenery too, but he was also on guard, fretful of a demon attack.

“Do you have any missions coming up?” He eventually asked. You shook your head. “No, I don’t understand. I haven’t had a mission in almost 2 weeks.”

“Me too! It’s almost scary. It’s definitely the calm before the storm!”

“You think there’s going to be a war?”

“I’m not sure. Obviously all the demons didn’t just up and disappear while we all were resting one night.”

You giggled. “True, if that was the truth Miss Kamado wouldn’t be here anymore either.”

A “mhm.” Was heard from Rengoku, before silence fell once again over the two of you.

About 2 miles later, Rengoku ventured away from the normal route you two take, leaving you to try to catch up from him since he turned without warning.

“H-hey where are we going?”

“I’m hungry! We will go get food!”

“Aww, we should have seen if Kanroji-san wanted to attend with us-”

“No she’s not feeling well!” He quickly cut you off, making you speechless for a second.

“Oh, is she ok?”

“Yes! Obanai is taking care of her. She will be much better by the morning I’m sure.”

You giggled, your dirty mind kicking in. “Yes I’m sure of Obanai is taking care of her she will be fine by morning.”

“I do not follow! Is there a joke in what you said?”

“No it’s ok I don’t expect you to understand all that much.”

“I shall laugh anyway so you do not feel sad I didn’t catch on.” He said before laughing which made you laugh before gently hitting his arm.

“You’re something else Rengoku.” You said turning your head to look at the creak running under the little bridge you were passing over. Rengoku was thankful, he had hoped you didn’t see his red face.

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“Ahh I haven’t had this place in so long it’s so good!” You said slurping up the noodles from the bowl. Rengoku had barely eaten his food, he was too mesmerized by how happy and beautiful you looked, especially when you did what you called your “happy food dance”.

“Ah yes, I usually reward myself with this place when I feel like I did good on a mission. This is one of my favorite places to eat!”

“Oh this is totally my new favorite place to eat.” You said with a giggle as you brought more noodles to your mouth.

Rengoku’s face heated up again, the thought of you two sharing a favorite restaurant made Rengoku happy.

“Oh, Rengoku are your noodles spicy? Your face is red.”

“Oh! Umm- uhh, y-yes it is a little spicy but it’s ok! I don’t mind!” He said before grabbing a bunch of noodles and shoving them into his mouth. You laughed.

“Rengoku I swear you’re such an oddball.”

Oh how he acted like a lost puppy around you. Your voice and laugh makes him want to melt into a puddle. He was head over heels in love with you.

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“Oh look at the flowers!” You gasped as you walked quickly over to the sunflowers by your path. Rengoku walked behind you, smiling at your excitement.

“Aren’t they beautiful? It’s fall so they’re in full bloom. Keep reaching towards the sun cuties” you spoke to the flowers, reaching your hand up to reach one of the flowers, only for your hand to be caught in rengoku’s. You turned around to face him, only to feel your cheeks heating up at the way Rengoku was looking at you. His eyes soft, half lidded, and full of love as they looked into yours, a soft smile plastered on his face, with a soft hint of blush on his cheeks.

“I think you’re beautiful, y/n. Those sunflowers look like mere weeds when you’re standing beside them. In all honesty, I feel like I’m like the sunflower. The sunflower craves the warmth of the sun, so they grow upwards, in hopes of one day reaching the sun, and basking in its soft rays of warmth. I crave to be close to you. I crave to see you smile, hear your laughter and voice, that’s my warmth. You’re my warmth. I’m just a mere weed compared to you.” He says removing the hand that was on top of yours, to rest it on your cheek.

“Kyo, you being a weed? You’re really putting yourself down. You’re the flame Hashira! The man that makes all the ladies swoon with his kindness. The man that’s willing to lay his life down on the line to protect people he’s never met before. Don’t you understand? You’re the sun.” You said softly, removing your hand to place it on his cheek. Rengoku closed his eyes, and gently leaned into your hand before opening them and looking at you as you removed them to place your hand back in his.

“If I’m the sun, will you be my sunflower? My little sunflower that stays by my side as we both continue to grow from each other’s warmth?”

“Kyojuro, is this your absolutely adorable way of asking me to be yours?”

“Indeed. I have been wanting to do this for a long time, but couldn’t figure out the best way to do it. Then I figured, there is no best way. Only when the moment feels right, and it felt right right now. I..also do not want anyone to steal you from me.”

Your heart melted as Rengoku placed his other hand back onto yours. You kissed his cheek before smiling. “There’s no way in a million years anyone would have stole me from you. I’ve always liked you Rengoku. I was just waiting for you to ask me out.”

“So, you’ll be my little sunflower?”

“Absolutely.” You said, kissing his cheek again.

Rengoku smiled, his cheeks glowing red. “I swear, I feel like my face is going to burst if I smile any bigger but I cannot help it!” He lets go of your hand and starts walking towards the path you two need to take to get back to the mansion.

“I cannot wait to tell Kanroji-san that I got a wife!”

“Rengoku you only asked me to be your girlfriend!”

The man stopped walking, and turned to look at you. “Oh y/n, I don’t “date”, I date to marry. So, you agreeing to be my girlfriend also agreed to you being my wife!”

He laughs, completely engulfed in his own world. “I got a wife and some kisses all in the same day!” Once again, he starts down the path.

“I cannot wait to tell Tengen I got some!”

You let out a gasp before catching up to him. “You better not tell him you got some! You only got a kiss! Nothing else!”

Now, it’s up to you to tell him that when Tengen says “tell me when you get some” he isn’t talking about kisses….