I'M SASSY TOO!

ok so:

- rengoku’s brother lives with him and Kyojuro has custody of him

- shinobu is 20 in this au, in canon she’s 18 but it didn't quite fit

- mitsuri in fact acts like she doesn't know how to play any instrument at all mostly to get people to “teach” them to her and hold her hands

- Genya and sanemi live together too, their family is alive and probably?? lives with them idk this is funplecs’s part but sanemi recently moved to live closer with the rest of the hashira and brought genya with him

- yea uzui’s wives have their own band

- so does shinobu’s sisters 

- muichiro has a lot of the same classes as Nezuko, which is why tanjirou knows him (since tanjirou likes to get up into nez’s business)

- sabito and makomo and the rest of urokodaki’s kids have their own band. giyuu is not in it for undisclosed reasons

- giyuu and shinobu ARE married. they are husband and wife. yes they are both gay. they said they’d get married for tax reasons if they were still single by 19 when they were in highschool and shinobu takes taxes extremely seriously

- shinobu wont commit tax fraud but will try her hardest to get as many breaks as possible

- because theyre not really married, giyuu and shinobu r allowed to flirt and stuff  except rengoku thinks theyre GENUINELY married and he gets very serious about it. he's like “haha hey giyuu” and shinobu is like “we’re MARRIED lol” and he's like “OH MY BAD IM SO SORRY” 

- none of the hashira are comfortable with advertising muichiro or turning him into a mascot since he’s still a kid and they don't want to fuck him up, so muichiro is like a back stage boy. he steals uzui’s phone and starts an instagram live in the recording studio. fans adore him

- the hashira are a generational band, so urokodaki and old rengoku used to play in it. zen’s gramps also used to play but he WILL NOT let his boys know this

- it’s also an experimental band! each album has a different feel and genre to it, all suited towards one specific member’s tastes, and then they’ll take turns running tours and directing the band. while it can be jarring that the punk album is right after the electronica album, they make it work! 

- shinobu finds out that inosuke is essentially homeless trying to avoid his mom and step dad so she winds up trying to adopt him. the shinobu vs douma battle is now a custody battle 

here's himejima

[ID: Left to right, on the right is a sad, goopy Gaster, with the caption “El muchacho de los ojos tristes...” and next to him, a cheeky Gaster with his floating hands spelling out “COCK”.

this is going to be long as SHIT here we go!

[ID: Left to right on the first image, is a headshot of Kenma from Haikyuu, colored in white mostly except for the light-purple-to-white gradient on his hair. He looks bored, and has no pupils. Next to him are a repeated amount of ‘z’s, interrupted by “(are they gone yet)” and some more ‘z’s. It says Kenma -> Napstablook! With a small picture of him.

Then, there is Oikawa, colored in orange with a darker orange hair color. He’s smiling, with sharp teeth, and has an eyebrow raised. His chest is detached from his hips, hovering, with two rows of sharp teeth, and he only has one arm, which is holding a knife, that is also hovering next to his chest. He looks like a doll. He’s saying “I DON’T NEED FRIENDS!!! I’VE GOT KNIVES!!!” and the note next to him, a similar format of Kenma’s, says that Oikawa is Mad Dummy.

Last is Mettaton, who looks the same in his box form, except he’s colored with a black and has bright orange tiles. He’s holding a microphone. He’s saying “NEXT UP, MORE DRAMA! MORE ROMANCE!! MORE BLOODSHED!!!” and above him says “Guess who... :3″

In the next picture is Saeko Tanaka as Sans and Ryuunosuke Tanaka as Papyrus. Saeko looks like Sans, but with a wig that looks like her usual hair, with her black headband. Tanaka looks like Papyrus but is wearing his volleyball uniform and his scarf is now orange. He has volleyballs on his shoulders. They are looking at each other and smirking, with little notes saying who they are. Tanaka is saying “NYEH HEH HEH!”

Next to Tanaka is Yamaguchi, with brown skin, darker brown hair and green eyes. He is wearing armor and has dog ears coming from his hair. He’s smiling and seems to be vibrating. The note says he is Lesser Dog, and next to him is (Motor Revving). Beside him is Iwaizumi as Ice Wolf, with a skin-tight gray turtleneck and an animal skin tied around his waist. He has no pupils, wolf ears similar to Yamaguchi’s, And fur going from his hands/paws that ends as it goes up his arms.

[ Image description: 

The first image is of Genya and Zenitsu, Genya in punk clothes while Zenitsu is in his gakuen outfit. Genya is holding Zenitsu up so he’s dangling off the ground, and Zenitsu is facing away from the camera, flustered. Genya looks concerned.