Garashir Whump blog

I know this is an ice cold take but watching TOS was shocking because I thought Kirk was a womanizer before going in and no it turns out he just loves falling in love.

I had a dream I had to draw garak and julian getting married and first I drew garak in a dress and then I started to draw julian in a dress but then I got stressed and worried that wasn't a good idea so I decided to instead put julian in a tuxedo and then also didn't like that idea, and then I thought about putting garak in a tuxedo too, but that also seemed bad, and then I thought "wait... it's star trek... their fancy uniforms are basically dresses" and nodded to myself in triumph as to what to do and then I woke up.

I told someone I had gotten deep into star trek and they looked at me and said in a low, memey voice "five hundred cigarettes" and was confused when I stared at them blankly. They faltered and went "isn't that from star trek" and based on... everything I knew about star trek I went "pretty sure it's not. " turns out it's from the orville lmao (understandable confusion honestly). This is the second time this has happened to me. Did you know there's some streamer out there who made up a star trek quote that just doesn't exist. I do now.