The Bear who hates to shave

When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

I think we don’t acknowledge often enough that rain is literally just clouds falling. Like they just get too heavy for the sky to hold so they fall.

Me getting up for work

i have got to get my dick sucked

I think we don’t acknowledge often enough that rain is literally just clouds falling. Like they just get too heavy for the sky to hold so they fall.

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

target audience reached (me)

is somebody gonna match my freak? (porch sitting during a rainstorm)

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

Back in my day we called it nightblogging and we blamed the Australians

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

Sex work is work and pitting different types of workers against each other only helps keep us all down.

imagine if people did this about non-sex things. “oh she’s a therapist? she listens to people talk about their problems, keeps their secrets, helps them cope with their emotions? umm don’t you think that’s a little intimate for your wife to be doing with strangers you don’t even know? she should only be doing that for you” notice how misogynistic and possessive that sounds??? sex isn’t metaphysically different than other activities