maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
#fuck them guilty kids #this is hilarious
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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
#fuck them guilty kids #this is hilarious

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#Fax
No words...
Hey sanders sides fandom. Please don't put two S alone next to each other. That's a nazi term... It is TSS or TS for a reason...
I'll probably reblog this one every once in a while as a reminder.
It should go without saying, but any art/fics with that term I won't reblog here or on my other accounts either.
Or SaSi y’all! Reblog to let other fanders know :)
SS
another option:
turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.
NUH HUH!
BOOM! BACK TO NAZI💯
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Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.
So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened
So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.
First suggestion: flush the toilet
This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.
Second suggestion: vaccum the beads
His vaccum caught fire.
At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.
And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.
Third suggestion: put salt in
It actually worked. Well, until.
Poop apprently started flooding his house.
And then the streets.
It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.
You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)
It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious
Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.
Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.
He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.
Ruh roh
#🤣🤣🤣🤣
#why is everyone arguing about this being for the visually impaired they're literally different sizes
Doraemon!!!
YES!

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which superpower do u want
fly but only for 10 minute intervals
shapeshift but only into a bug
superspeed but only on the 30th of the month
laser eyes but only at night
mind-reading but only thoughts about you
x-ray vision but only when you're at sea
you always see the lyrics of whatever song someone is listening to above them
time travel but only once
teleport but you lose something you had with you every time
telekinesis but only to the weight you can lift normally
talk to animals but they all hate you
live forever but live forever
"Why are you filling your pockets with... are those little origami stars?"
"Yeah, I'm going to teleport to Europe for a bit, but I'm cursed to lose something that I had with me in transit every time. So I always carry like two hundred little paper stars with me."
"And that works?"
"Usually. I have an extra pairs of glasses too, and a burner phone. I thought about carrying a shirt and like... leggings or something I could roll up real small, but so far it's never taken my clothes and anyway I could always teleport right back to my room to grab more if I need to."
"Still, it means you can't carry anything expensive with you."
"What? No. Expensive is fine. I just avoid carrying sentimental stuff. Why would I care if it's expensive?"
"Because you don't want to lose expensive stuff?"
"Oh! Oh, no. No dude. Dude. I rob banks like... all the time. Also rich people."
"Wait. The thing with Elon Musk... did you... kill him?"
"Maybe? It's unclear. I teleported to him while naked and picked him up, then teleported again. I don't know where my shit goes when it disappears but uh... he's there, I guess."
What happens if I teleport naked. Like not with anything.
Goodbye your peanus
Free bottom surgery :D
But what if I don't have peanus? 🤔
Must mean you already teleported naked and forgot
POV: You chose mind reading and realise no one ever thinks about you

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Do you like pickles?
Not really... Pickle Rick on the other hand 👌🏻 solid bloke