Know No Shame

Thomas fucking Flint Extra Hard so he'll be Extra Loud to torment Silver who is in the next room because it has been weeks since Silver got there and these two fuckers still haven't talked about their Feelings and Thomas has had Enough ...

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Headcanon The Fucking Warship wasn’t unnamed. Flint named it “The Fucking Warship”

Going nuts lately thinking about which characters in Black Sails are tormented by internalized homophobia and which ones just....aren't. Max has never been conflicted or hung up on her own sexuality for one second. Anne has to do two whole murders about it. Somehow Eleanor is entirely at peace with being the world's most unfortunate bisexual? John Silver would literally die before admitting he wants to smooch another dude. Thomas Hamilton is so famously without shame the writers made it half of his characterization. Flint's sexual hangups drive the entire plot.

Imagine you’re a heterosexual nepo baby british actor. Some american writers recruit you for their gay treasure island prequel fic which you think is dope so you accept. Your first time kissing a man on tv is with your best bro actor friend who’s a minor character on the gay pirate show. This pisses off the male viewership and you give unhinged interviews about it. But it gains a cult following and you continue giving unhinged interviews about it. You never get the proper critical acclaim for the best performance of your life because it was overshadowed by game of thrones and nobody subscribed to the network it was airing on. You still make unhinged tweets about it years later. You are toby stephens