bambi (pan) 2 spirited

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

no ones buff like gaston

season 50

Season 55

im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out

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