I wanna protect Shuri at all costs

Please write this, i relate too much yo the semester of hell with a language every one expexts u to know

i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion. 

the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance 

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

op what is it like knowing your dad is the funniest motherfucker on the planet

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

I am so here for this

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

Why did he do that?

Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

people being upset that an event they were looking forward to attending or watching was cancelled due to proactive containment measures doesnt make them callous or self centered, you’re just obsessed with performative social justice tweeting. let people be disappointed about shit, damn. sorry your life sucks and you have no interests or hobbies outside of policing others’ moral purity online lol

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

i love when we unlock memes