carnegie, andrew

I’m not that easy. Do they still have peppermint mochas?

Uh, fuck, I don't know? I can't be arsed to remember 90% of the Starbucks menu when I just go there for quality hot chocolate. And I did say I was only buying hot chocolate, so uh, you're shit outta luck, sweets.

Oh— uh, well, I’ll make sure to make the hot chocolate’s extra great, then, considering my shift starts at 5:30. 

Oh... you work there. Right. Yeah, you do that. 

If you keep offering us free stuff, I’m going to fall in love.

I'm surprised you haven't already.

You work at Starbucks?

Uh, no, that's beneath me. I figured that if I'm going to be there, I may as well buy hot chocolate for other people. Because fuck this cold weather. I love painting the scenery, but not when the wind chill is negative double digits.

Is that so, handsome?

Oh yeah, definitely. Because come on, who wouldn't?

Senior year is easy they say. The last semester is a cake walk they say. Lies, all of it is just a bunch of lies. I’m hell bent on the idea that my professors don’t want me to commission.

You got high school and college mixed up, I guess.

I DID IT!

I guess I should post something, huh?

You over-exaggerate the number of attractive people here.

I would learn to be handy with a camera just to film you.

And they say women aren't good with mechanics

How badass of you?

I was distinctly annoyed at first, but then I felt sorry for them both. The girl more than the guy, although at least she could get some from someone else.

Unfortunately, there are men out there that haven't been taught how to pleasure women properly. If I knew who she was, I would show her a good time.

Woke up this morning to a ticket on my car and a flyer for the Humane society. Go pay it off or go look at pets?

I doubt Thespis really gives that much of a shit whether you pay it or not. I've gotten three parking tickets since I've been here, and I haven't given them a single cent.

Jesus, who the fuck blares music out a hotel window at this hour.

Both are good options.