that girl is a god damn problem

Are you giving me the puppy eyes?

Both. Definitely both.

Tough shit, Andre already offered. You're totally failing at this thing with being my best friend by not being there at my beck and call, you know.

No, not that game. Gosh. Cards Against Humanity.

Oh. Hey, I fucking rock at that game. Let's do it.

I can't tell if you want a soft pretzel or if you are offering to take me there.

I found this really awesome game, and it’s the best thing ever. And, I want to show it to everyone.

If you're going to cry after playing it again, I'm going to be obligated to take a more serious approach than I did last time.

I would have done it regardless, the pretzel is just extra incentive. Yeah meet me in 10 at the dark green mustang.

See, that's why I get shit for free. Everyone's always willing to be nice, which is an impulse I have yet to understand. Dark green is a horrible color, by the way, but I'll see you there.

Sure why not, I’ll take you.

Consider yourself lucky, I usually get people to do those things for me for free. Meet you at the parking lot?

I think my goosebumps have goosebumps.

Okay, come on, you guys are just overreacting now. Yeah, it's cold, but it's not like we're going to freeze to the spot.

I’m surprised you haven’t already.

I'm not that easy. Do they still have peppermint mochas?

I cannot believe we’re doing RENT! I mean, come on, that musical is like the best rock musical that the Broadway stage has ever been graced with. Granted— there are some pretty great runner ups, but geez, I mean— almost nothing can compare. I know everyone cast will make Jonathan Larson extremely proud.  Break a leg, you guys! Prepare those auditions! 

I'm literally getting a headache from what you're saying. Please stop talking.

I just walked by a water fountain that was frozen, what the fuck.

If you keep offering us free stuff, I'm going to fall in love.

Pizza for dinner because I don’t know where Rachel is.

Pizza doesn't need an excuse.

I’m thinking that because of the extreme weather and windchill, I’m going to be staying in my dorm room today. Not anything outside the normal, but, at least now I have an excuse.

We've barely gotten back and you're already making excuses to not leave your room? Doesn't sound like a good start.

That sounds freaking awesome. I totally wanna watch now. I’ve been kind of bored just playing COD the last few days. 

I don't really get the point of those games since they're too repetitive for my taste, so yeah, I think you'd definitely be facing improvement.

How do they kill them? That should be one of the most interesting parts, also.

That's actually one of the best parts of the show, now that you mention, since at least the deaths are creative. There's some creative traps that can actually be sort of realistic rather than some kind of Saw shit going on. Which is entertaining, but still. When it changes to people stabbing people it gets a bit boring.