Illigitimi Non Carborundum

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.