Undead Cuntboy

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

I think deserve to feel my dad pass out on top of me because he came inside me so hard that he just can’t control himself anymore. And then it happens like three more times in succession. Ever think about that?? Huh??

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

The most day ever

my tail wags when i give you head btw <3

"good boy" "that's my pretty boy" "you did so well for me" "awwww im so proud of you puppy" "cmere puppy" "hi sweet boy" "good mutt" "that's it, be my good boy" mmmmfmfmfghhhggmmm..,,,,

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

Might start taking my flirting up a notch, start sending anonymous asks that I love you (wait that sounds like im a stalker) or comment on unrelated posts that im on my knees for you. You know normal stuff to show my followers that I love them

I love when mutuals send me posts that remind them of me. Awwww the tied up dyke with fear in its eyes made you think of little ol me??? The post about beating in a toy’s joints with a hammer made you think??? Of me???? Of me miss Mimi Keeper???? I am known I am understood. I’m Fucking Wet. What a gift. Every single time

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive