Undead Cuntboy

everyone be cool about my horrible vibe please

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

I want to be a good work dog. Let me do all the heavy lifting and follow you around. Anything you ask and I'll run to do it. All I need is praise and a few head pats. I may get a little dirty while working though

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

we as a society should start a fun little game where u can go to a place where a lot of highly trained people will look at your physical condition and check it against known medical knowledge to diagnose what is wrong with you and then treat you for it

Not enough talk about intox doms tbh. "Get me so drunk/high I just lie there while you grope me" what about dom who hits you too hard because he can't control himself. What about dom who is too crossfaded to pay attention when you tell him to stop. What about sloppy drunk dom slobbering all over you