Undead Cuntboy

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

They missed. 😔

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

Okay I’ve made fun of my cats before for being bad at catching bugs but they’ve been honing their skills apparently because I’ve seen them take down three houseflies this evening

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

not enough intox posts on this app are about getting as high as possible and then being touched inappropriately, slowly being persuaded into taking their cock while ure nonverbal and whiny. "Shhh, puppy,,, its alright, daddy's just gonna put the tip in, okay?" "Yeah, thats a good boy, biiiiig stretch, you can do it,,," while being groped and theyre forcing more than js the tip in

@bunbun-bunnies

I feel like a lot of people dont pick up on that: when youre texting with someone and they ask you a question theyre probably very much aware that they can simply google it. The reason theyre asking you instead is because they like talking with you and want you to explain it instead

Making sure to call him a good boy every time he cums. Calling him a good boy in public and watching him immediately get painfully hard. Pavloving my good boy like the pathetic little puppy he is.

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots