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Has everybody heard about the new thing? You’re supposed to go to inspirobot, and your first generated result is what your 2022 is going to be like.
…here’s mine….
uh oh.
Erm.
It worries me that this is set against a backdrop of the entire planet
Wasn’t going to share this but then I got
Great motto for a lawyer, thanks.
Uuuh..???
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old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me more hours and i was like my finals are done the 15th! And she texts back “Yay for you….” how the fuck am i supposed to interpret that besides passive aggressive
Someone needs to do a linguistic study on people over 50 and how they use the ellipsis. It’s FASCINATING. I never know the mood they’re trying to convey.
I actually thought for a long time that texting just made my mother cranky. But then I watched my sister send her a funny text, and my mother was laughing her ass off. But her actual texted response?
“Ha… right.”
Like, she had actual goddamn tears in her eyes, and that was what she considered an appropriate reply to the joke.I just marvelled for a minute like ‘what the actual hell?’ and eventually asked my mom a few questions. I didn’t want to make her feel defensive or self-conscious or anything, it just kind of blew my mind, and I wanted to know what she was thinking.
Turns out that she’s using the ellipsis the same way I would use a dash, and also to create ‘more space between words’ because it ‘just looks better to her’. Also, that I tend to perceive an ellipsis as an innate ‘downswing’, sort of like the opposite of the upswing you get when you ask a question, but she doesn’t. And that she never uses exclamation marks, because all her teachers basically drilled it into her that exclamation marks were horrible things that made you sound stupid and/or aggressive.
So whereas I might sent a response that looked something like:
“Yay! That sounds great - where are we meeting?”
My mother, whilst meaning the exact same thing, would go:
‘Yay. That sounds great… where are we meeting?”
And when I look at both of those texts, mine reads like ‘happy/approval’ to my eye, whereas my mother’s looks flat. Positive phrasing delivered in a completely flat tone of voice is almost always sarcastic when spoken aloud, so written down, it looks sarcastic or passive-aggressive.
On the reverse, my mother thinks my texts look, in her words, ‘ditzy’ and ‘loud’. She actually expressed confusion, because she knows I write and she thinks that I write well when I’m constructing prose, and she, apparently, could never understand why I ‘wrote like an airhead who never learned proper English’ in all my texts. It led to an interesting discussion on conversational text. Texting and text-based chatting are, relatively, still pretty new, and my mother’s generation by and large didn’t grow up writing things down in real-time conversations. The closest equivalent would be passing notes in class, and that almost never went on for as long as a text conversation might. But letters had been largely supplanted by telephones at that point, so ‘conversational writing’ was not a thing she had to master.
So whereas people around my age or younger tend to text like we’re scripting our own dialogue and need to convey the right intonations, my mom writes her texts like she’s expecting her Eighth grade English teacher to come and mark them in red pen. She has learned that proper punctuation and mistakes are more acceptable, but when she considers putting effort into how she’s writing, it’s always the lines of making it more formal or technically correct, and not along the lines of ‘how would this sound if you said it out loud?’
the linguistics of written languages in quick conversational format will never not be interesting to me like it’s fascinating how we’ve all just silently learned what an ellipsis or exclamation mark implies and it’s totally different in different communities or generations or whatever
We had a running joke about how many times our grad PI’s emails scared us because they were uncharacteristically terse. (You’d get like “We need to talk about your paper.” and then the actual talk would be “It’s great!”)
And he heard us talking one day and started adding smiley emojis to his emails, and honestly it really helped
Can we also have a support group for all of the people who’ve had to do the “Please do not send me a text that says ‘call me.’ unless someone is dead. If no one is dead, you need to delete the period and add a lighthearted emoji” workshop with their boomer parents? Because I know about 10 people who’ve had that exact conversation.
Texts from my mom look like this now:
Call me! 👻
call me 🥑 🥭
Call me. (No one’s dead I just want to talk.)
CALL ME! 🎏🐹🌴💅🏼🎷🌺👒
Book rec if you are interested in this kind of language stuff: Gretchen McCullough’s book BECAUSE INTERNET. It goes into these topics in detail along with a bunch of others and is really fascinating.
Second this, BECAUSE INTERNET was my second favorite book I read last year, it’s awesome.
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A Taste of Honey
By: @biremus | Words: 120k | Rating: M | Complete? Yes
Pairings: Remus Lupin / Sirius Black, James Potter / Lily Evans, Dorcas Meadowes / Marlene McKinnon
Tags/Content Warnings: included in link above, major CW for anxiety, panic attacks and discussions of grief.
Remus Lupin had never dared to hope that he would be cast on his favourite television show, The Great British Bake Off - and yet there he was, stood in the tent being stared down by national baking treasures Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. That already would have been too much to handle; he didn't need the extra pressure of housemate drama, a long distance friendship, and a dangerous rivalry brewing between the other competitors. Not to mention the leather jacket clad baker who just wouldn't get out of his mind.
One thing was certain - Remus Lupin couldn't cope with this. He couldn't cope with this at all.
Amazing new cover art of Frank, Sirius and Remus by @swifty-fox !
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Just finished reading this wonderful fic, probably going to make some fanart for it sooner or later (not that i have a ton of other stuff i planned to draw that’s still pending oops)
In which Remus joins the Great British Bake Off and proceeds to question all his life decisions
If you haven’t read it, you should cuz damn. Doesnt help that i have a sweet tooth and this entire fic makes me hungry (also the fact the Remus is Welsh and i’ve lived in Cardiff before so i’m biased)
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Title: it’s the first kiss, it’s flawless
Summary: TK’s a good friend. Patty’s best friend. He can totally help him come out to the team. Kissing a guy is the best option, clearly. And it’s not like TK would let some stranger be that guy. Besides, he’s straight, so it doesn’t really matter. Or does it? And is he?
AN: for @homerofthebraves who is a delight and had a birthday recently. This means that there has to be birthday fic, even if the birthday has passed. So, here’s 7k of TK and Patty being Flyers and being idiots. Because I reject reality and substitute my own.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Title: and he feels like home
Summary: Jack gets his Twitter for the right reasons. Making fun of Connor McDavid.
AN: whoops, forgot to link this here.
Remember the pics of Davo’s home? Yeah. Remember how Jack has a Twitter now? Yeah. Remember me wishful thinking Eichel to the Flames? No? Well, read this and you will.
On a related note, I'm trying to build a severitus rec list- do you have any other recs?
I have a few for now. I keep looking over my fic folder, but the problem is I can’t exactly remember what is in some of them and I’d rather not trigger someone by accident, so here is the list of what I think is safe to recommend with some warning from me. I can’t guarantee that just because I like them, everyone will.
Far Beyond A Promise Kept by oliversnape
In which Severus takes on the role of Harry’s caretaker. AU, of course, starts just after Harry inflated Aunt Marge. Enjoyable, close enough to canon portrayals of the character for them to be recognisable.
Notes: there is one exchange between Severus and Petunia which some people may read as Severus admissions that he dropped the branch on her intentionally, however, neither of them refers to any specific event, so I’m more inclined to think that Severus is actually trying to annoy Petunia. I find it more offensive when he says that it’s Lily’s death that turned him away from Voldemort, when in fact he goes to Albus Dumbledore much earlier than that.
Carry That Weight (A Long Time) by PazithiGallifreya
In which Severus survives, to everyone’s surprise, it appears that he and Harry are related by blood. And of course that Severus is in denial. Truthfully, so is Harry for some time. There are a few more things that Severus must learn to accept.
Notes: It’s slow paced and takes a bit of time for Harry and Severus stop dancing around each other and meet face in face instead. It’s not Snily (fear not here, Lily is mostly mentioned in connection to “how did it happen?” When I first read it, I found Severus a bit harsh at times, but the feeling disappeared when I reread it after rereading the books. The fic is actually a part of a series, so if you (general you) liked the fic, you may like the companion pieces, too.
To Recollect The Future by oliversnape
In which Harry and Severus go back in time just after the Hogwarts Battle and decide it’s a good idea to fix some stuff before it happens.
Notes: Nothing that I can remember of, but I haven’t read this one recently. It’s probably the most canon-like approach to the relationship between Severus and Harry that I saw in this author’s fics.
Redefining Life series by oliversnape
Set after OotP. In which Harry does a very foolish thing, motivated by grief, somehow stumbles upon Severus Snape (or more - he’s found by him) and somehow Severus ends up taking care of him.
Notes: very AU-ish. May have some wince-inducing moments, too, but which fic doesn’t have them every now and then? (The truth is I just don’t remember - last time I read it more than half a year ago)Blood Protection by sheankelor
In which Severus Snape cast a certain spell in hopes to save at least one Potter and somehow it works good enough for Harry to live. Of course Severus also decides it may be better if he take care for Harry instead of the Dursleys.
Notes: I think that the main reason I did read the fic and why it stayed in my memory is because from the beginning Severus’ feelings for the Potters are constructed differently (it’s as if he had a chance to deal with the past trauma), so his will to care for Harry doesn’t come out of nowhere. Still enjoyable even if very AU.
Chillsseries by Henna Hypsch
A series of stories in which a relationship develops between Harry and Severus. In the course of event Severus become a mentor/paternal figure to Harry.
Notes: Nothing that I can remember of.
Never Say Remember by Malora
In which Harry Potter switches places with Harry Snape (who is also a Potter) from alternate universe. Chaos ensues, of course. Set during Harry’s third year.
Notes: Technically there are some bits of Snily in the other universe, however, I put it here, because I loved to see the relationship building between canon!Harry and other!Severus and other!Harry and canon!Severus.
Lily’s Charm by ObsidianEmbrace
(For some reason the story was transferred to a group account in that archive. Somebody upload this story to AO3, but I doubt it was the author themselves, so use the link provided here, please)
Starts short before Harry’s sixth year. During his visit in Gringotts Harry finds a Pensive in his vault. The memories he sees in it shake his whole world. For once, it appears that his father is not what he thought it was.
Notes: Very AU and old (I think it was written before the sixth book came out), for it assumes Severus to be a pureblood. Very Snily for flashbacks. It’s the first part of a trilogy actually, but I liked this story the most. I like how Harry and Severus build their relationship in it.
Digging for the Bones by Paganaidd
In which a tragedy happens at Hogwarts at the beginning of Harry’s third year and in result Harry is removed from the Dursleys’ care. And somewhere along the way he finds a new family.
Notes: I’m a bit wary of putting this one on the list, mainly because I don’t remember the details of it. I know that I did not delete this one after I reread it after rereading the books, but the details of the story escape me.
Trigger warnings: child abuse, a child death because of abuse, attempted suicide, self-harm (I think)
Moment of Impact series by suitesamba
In which Harry finds a new caretaker and new family at that after he gets gurt in accident caused by Vernon Dursley. Starts before the 6th year, ends after the war.
Notes: another one of these I read too long ago to remember, but clearly good enough to make an impression on me.
Undoing the Past by LadyLanera
In which Severus Snape travels in time in order to fix some things and save his beloved wife’s life in the process. Of course he dumps Harry on his younger self, too.
Notes: Not Snily. I won’t tell you who his wife is, because it spoils everything. Features Severus’ parents - no worries, they aren’t bad. There is continuation of the fic, too, but I couldn’t get into that one :/
The Art of Forgetting and Forgiving by Scorpia
Two stories. In the first one, every year Severus visits his son in Privet Drive, but erases the boy’s memory of the meeting afterwards. In the second, Severus saves Harry’s life many years later, after finding him half dead.
That Awful Boy by paracosim (ONGOING)
In which it slips Petunia that she knew Severus Snape and somehow Harry ends up in Severus’ care.
Notes: Technically Snupin, too, I list it here, because I like the relationship forming between Harry and Severus. Remus’ attempts to get to Severus are rather cute, too, but it’s a completely different matter, really.
I saw a post that said you’d run out of severitus/sevitus fics to read because you’ve read so many (and I’m thinking this is a bit of an older post) and I don’t know if you do recs but if you do could you maybe recommend some good severitus/sevitus fics please. 💕
Of course! I have many favorites, so here’s a couple of them in no particular order. I hope you enjoy!
Leo Inter Serpentes series by Aeternum (words in total: 745,652) Just one conversation between two eleven year old boys goes slightly differently, and the world changes. Just how much will be different with Harry being sorted into Slytherin, and how much will stay the same?
Growing Pains by Sensibly Tainted (words: 190k+) The summer after Sirius’ death: the abuse at the Dursley’s leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer.
Whelp I & Whelp II by jharad17 (words: 75k+ and 80k+) Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived?
Practicing Liars by lomonaaeren (words: 206,306) Harry found out that he was Snape’s son two years ago, and he’s carefully concealed it. But now Snape is his Defense teacher, and Draco Malfoy is up to something, and Dumbledore is dying, and the final battle is coming up, and everything is getting very, very complicated.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn (words: 104,915) A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
The Definition of Home series by oliver.snape (words: 77,829) Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves.
Equilibrium by Twinheart (words: 74,846) When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions.
Family Night by Celebony (words: 33,312) As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he’ll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it.
Freaks Aren’t Allowed with sequel Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn (words: 43,477 and 12,742) After nearly freezing to death outside his relative’s home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn’t over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge’s problems aren’t limited to just frostbite.
Nobody Cared by etherian (words: 368,968) 11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived.
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson (words: 277,351) A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus.
Snape’s Invisible Friend by teacherbev (words: 61,408) Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn’t telling and no one can see him but Snape.
To Shape and Change by BlueOwl (words: 232,332) Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 (words: 113k+) The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy’s son?
Secrets by Vorabiza (words: 395,365) Beginning with Draco’s unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry’s summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side.
Malfoy Flavor by Vorabiza (words: 199,299) Harry’s ready to banish the Golden Boy image and take charge of his life. Unfortunately for him, or fortunately, there are surprises in store for him.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 (words: 175k+) As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House.
A Year Like None Other by aspeninthesunlight (words: 790,169) A letter from home? A letter from family? Well, Harry Potter knows he has neither, but all the same, it starts with a letter from Surrey. Whatever the Durleys have to say, it can’t be anything good, so Harry’s determined to ignore it. But then, his evil schoolmate rival spots the letter and his slimy excuse for a teacher intercepts it and forces him to read it. And that sends Harry down a path he’d never have walked on his own.It will be a year of big changes, a year of great pain, and a year of confronting worst fears. It will be a year of surprising discoveries, of finding true strength, of finding out that first impressions of a person’s true colours do not always ring true. It will be a year of paradigm shifts.And from the most unexpected sources, Harry will have a chance to have that which he has never known: a home … and a family.
Animagus/Transformations Recs (part 1)
Continuing with my backing up and updating links of my rec lists, here it is: Animagus/Transformations fics, including the animal in which Harry and/or Draco transform. These stories are in the order I recced I first recced them. I hope you enjoy! <3 Unexpected, A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin (R, 24K) Summary: After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry (much to his dismay) is sent to Draco, who believes he’s caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude. [Harry is a dog] Angel Wing by almosttherenow (R, 8K) Summary: Draco really did pick the wrong time to enter the kitchen. It lost him seven precious months, his looks, and his mind. Still, it could’ve been worse - in the end, it probably saved both he and Harry’s lives. [Draco is a goose] Crup-tion of the Not-So-Innocent by calanthe_fics (NC-17, 17,1K) Summary: If you thought that befriending Draco Malfoy would be easier than defeating the Dark Lord you’d be wrong. Harry Potter has to grow another pair of legs and a forked tail before he can break down the frosty barrier blocking the way into Malfoy’s heart (and his underpants). [Harry is a crup] Ain’t No Friend Of Mine by lettered (PG, 33,1K) Summary: Draco has to face the truth of who he is. The truth has long hair and slobbers. [Draco is a dog] Invasion of Privacy or here at google doc by dysonrules (PG-13, 12,2K) Summary: Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences. [Harry turns into a dog] A Dog and His Boy by grey_hunter (R, 5,3K) Summary: It is a dark time for the two fugitives. Although, Dumbledore has been destroyed, the Death Eaters have driven the two from their hide-away and pursued them across the country… Snape is forced to resort to desperate measures to protect Draco. After his mentor’s death, Draco’s only hope of being whole again rests with the oblivious Harry Potter. [Draco is a dog] Hissy Fit by dysonrules (NC-17, 28,5K) Summary: Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. [Draco is a snake] Things That Seem by maeglinyedi (R, 22,4K) Summary: A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a…horse? [Harry is a horse] Warning(s): Magical AU The Misadventures Of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by sabershadowkat (R, 21K into a ferret for his own protection. He would’ve been safer with the Dark Lord. [Draco is a ferret] Warning(s): Mpreg, multiple beastialities, and Gryffindors. Getting There by irrelevant (R, 14,2K) Summary: In which Scorpius Hyperion temporarily Misplaces his temper, Harry learns to Hate His Mobile, and Malfoy cultivates the Elusive. [Draco turns into a goat] Warning(s): Epilogue compliant Take the Air by dysonrules (NC-17, 50K) Summary: Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the worst, most anti-social, rude, and annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. Or perhaps he is only that way around Harry… [Harry is a falcon] The fine line between then and now by dragon_charmer (PG-13, 14,5K) Summary: What if everything changed and you didn’t know how to make it right again? [Draco is cat] Warning(s): Mpreg. Endangered Familiar by ravenpan (PG-13, 7,9K) Summary: After the war, all he wanted was some peace and quiet. What he got, was a penguin that brought the exact opposite. [Draco is a penguin] Alpha Male (let him run) by megyal (NC-17, 9K) Summary: Draco has a secret that will probably rip his friendship and romance with Harry to shreds. [Draco is a werewolf, Harry a wolf] Warning(s): Spoilery: Bestiality; drug-use; some non-con; some bottom-Draco. The timeline is also very much out of order. Doggie Style by enchanted_jae (NC-17, 6,3K) Summary: When Draco’s life is endangered, he demands only the best bodyguard the Aurors have to offer. However, he didn’t expect his bodyguard to be so…small. [Harry is a dog] Paws of Fury by veritas03 (NC-17, 87,1K) Summary: Harry has a furry little problem – but Draco’s scent soothes the savage beastie. Will Draco be able to save him when Harry’s world begins to crumble? Bubbles, blowjobs, mystery – and something rotten in the place of Grimmauld. Yes, it’s a Kitten!Harry fic. [Harry is a kitten] Silver and Gold by roma_fics (NC-17, 71,2K) Summary: A small, torn piece of parchment reached Harry’s hands six months before the end of the war. All it said was, “Save the Wolf.” The day after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry makes good on his promise to the wizard who sent the note. [Draco is a wolf] Counterpoise by faithwood (NC-17, 7K) Summary: Draco, as per usual, is in trouble, but this time Harry cannot help him. Or so he thinks. (Basically, it’s like The Frog Prince, but without frogs, a princess and a magical kiss, and with a tiger, a cranky Auror, self-confidence issues and penetration.) [Draco is a tiger] Warning(s): Bestiality. Fully consensual. White tiger!Draco/Harry. Auror!fic. Secret Heart by alaana_fair (NC-17, 4,1K) Summary: Draco had long ago admitted to himself that he’d fallen in love with the tiger, but he still refused to admit that he’d fallen in love with the man. That admission would simply cost too much. [Harry and Draco are tigers] The Kneazle Who Came for Christmas by enchanted_jae (PG-13, 7,8K) Summary: Banished from his home during the holiday season with only his wand and the clothes he’s wearing, Draco has no choice but to take on his Animagus form and hope someone will take him in. [Draco is a cat]
My good people, I give you: Amatonormativity.
[ID: a series of images of a person with light skin and short hair, gesturing and speaking into a microphone. captions in the images read:
You and this perfect person who you’ve never met before, to come out of nowhere, fit your life perfectly, complete you and make you whole for the first time in your life, much like your mother did for me.”
And even though what he said sounds sweet or whatever, what it manifested in my seven-year-old brain was this, “If you are not with someone, you are broken. If you are not with someone, you are incomplete. If you are not with someone, you are not whole.”
And that’s not just something my dad made me feel, that’s something that we as a society have made every single child born in the last 40 years feel. Every Disney princess has a prince, every prince has a princess, every television show or movie always has a character in it that doesn’t want to be in a relationship. They’re happy with who they are. But then by the end of the series, guess what. They were wrong! They were wrong for wanting to be alone, what a fucking idiot. Everyone needs someone, yeah. It’s all to do with love.
And when you raise children in that world, where everything points towards love, when you’ve raised them for 18 fucking years, when we become an adult for the first time in our late teens and our early 20s, we’re so terrified. We’re so trying to be an adult that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw piece, and just fucking jam them into our jigsaws anyway, denying that they clearly don’t fit. I’m gonna force this fucking person into our lives, because we’d much rather have something than nothing.
Then five years later, you’re stood looking at a jigsaw you don’t recognize, being like, “Ah! There’s a fucking cunt in the middle of this.” And in that moment you have a very, very difficult question to ask yourself. Do I admit the last five years of my life have been a waste? Do I waste the rest of my life?
My generation has become so obsessed with starting the rest of their lives that they’re willing to give up the one they are currently living. We have romanticized the idea of romance, and it is cancerous. People are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with. The worst thing you can do with your life is spend it with the wrong human being.
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so do that and then install it BAM
I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD
for some reason it refused to recognize the third page of my letters but they were all pretty unnecessary mathematic things anyway so I’m not too worried. still something to keep in mind though, I hope it doesn’t happen for you!
paintfont.com would be a good place to go to quickly make a custom font for your comic!
ehh
It looks just as horrible in real life..even worse with the letter attached…
I’ll try this later.
you can also use alternative alphabets
Welp. Guess I know what font I’m gonna be using for comics from now on. B)
Welp. Looks like I have to do this now. So I can use this for Tengri’s asks.
For some reason there is no apostrophe in my set, but it still looks cool.
NEAT THING ALERT
The site is now called https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ but it’s basically the same!
I’ve been wanting to make one of these out of my dad’s handwriting, he does last year and he used to write everything down about his life
calligraphr is a godsend for webcomic artists
I need to keep this CLOSE FOR WHEN ILL NEED IT
I feel like this is a really bad time to consider the vulnerabilities present in the Microsoft font engine
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Sidney Potty Mouth Crosby
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I really loved watching 24/7 for, well, a lot of reasons. But one of them was hearing Sid swear on the ice all. The. Time. Dawwwww cutie, you’re not very creative but you’re effective.
making me feel this way by sequestering (@sequestering)
sidney crosby/claude giroux (pens/flyers) | 7k | teen
"Big man yelling at eight year olds," the man says through a thick French accent. "Bit pathetic."
Sid flushes, fury mingled with embarrassment. Fine, he's being a dick, but fuck this guy for pointing it out.
(claude and sid get into a fight at a mite game. it can only get better from there.)
rec comments: This was...so cute. This the perfect kinda-soft enemies to friends to lovers. This AU feels so natural, and TK as Claude's son is so perfect it made me cackle the whole way through. A great Cheesby read. - @tysonbaerrie
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