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Y/n: Fuck me yourself you coward!

Karl: Both of you fuck each other and me and big Q can watch!

Badboyhalo: LANGUAGE!! *sighing* Why cant we just have one normal dinner?

Pairing: Skephalo x reader

Genre: Angst to Fluff

Requested by @twkai​

Warnings: none, maybe just some hate and unrequited love

​It didn’t surprise people when they found out, and to be honest they wanted it.

Skeppy and Badboyhalo have been friends for who knows long, and nobody could separate the two. So it wasn’t a surprise when they announced their relationship, and everyone was for it.

For a few months they were going strong, no one going between them, until you came along.

“Everyone, I would like you to say hello to [name]!” Dream announced, introducing you.

They all said their hellos, offering you gifts and Tommy offering to start another war. You smiled, glad to be accepted. Everyone started to leave as two people walked up to you.

“Hello! I’m Badboyhalo, but you can call me Bad! Next to me is Skeppy.” He gestured to the person on his right.

“Hello!” Skeppy waved.

“Well, Hello! Nice to meet you! If I heard correctly, you guys will take me on a tour?” You asked, vaguely remembering what Dream said.

“Mhm! Come on, let’s go!” Bad smiled.

After that fateful day, you three were inseparable. Every stream was all three, and people were becoming suspicious. They didn’t want you going in between their favorite ship, so as they do, they started hating.

This didn’t hurt you in the beginning, as it was only a small percentage, but as time passed, and you stuck right next to them, the hate grew to an unbearable amount.

It had hurt you of course. The hate got so bad to the point of people doxxing you. Not feeling safe even in your own home, you called your friends.

Bad and Skeppy were angry at the situation, knowing you would never do such a thing, but what panged on both their hearts, was that small thorn of love. They both didn’t know what to do, them happily in a relationship with each other. So, they both hid this love, but their anger for your situation rising.

They had both agreed that you’d be staying with Skeppy, due to his house being closer. Bad would drive down in two days since he still had important things to work on.

You were glad for your friends… even if “friends” felt like a bitter taste on your tongue. You bit your cheek, trying to hide the built-up tears. You liked both of them, you did, but everything was going south. You knew what you had to do, destroy those feelings and move on, even if it hurt you.

So you did… kind of.

Once you had arrived at Skeppys, you felt a bit relieved. It was kind of exhausting to look behind your shoulder every five seconds. You thanked Skeppy for the fiftieth time while he just smiled, and waved it off.

It was going to be a calming week, but your heart yearned for what you couldn’t have.

Once Bad arrived, it was a small happy reunion. You were glad to have both of your best friends here, even if it was a terrible situation. Deciding on watching a movie on Bad’s first night here, you distanced yourself a bit, knowing if you got any closer, your heart would burst.

Then, it happened. They asked you to have a serious talk, and it kind of made you nervous but, once you finished the talk, you were happier than before. You all decided to have a stream and talk about the situation. It scared you but you knew that it was going to be okay.

When the stream has started, you were nervous. What would happen? What would they think?

“Hey, chat! How’s it going?” Skeppy started, while you were hidden to the side.

“Hello!” Bad chimed in, smiling.

“Today’s stream is going to be a little serious, and depending on how it goes, we’ll see how short it’ll be.” Bad nodded as Skeppy talked.

“Mhm! We just wanted to let you guys know, that our best friend shouldn’t get this type of hate, that they are getting.” Bad started.

“It’s not a good thing to do, since this is our relationship, and we’d like it to be personal.” Skeppy looked at you and smiled.

“So, without further ado, welcome, [name]!” You walked towards the camera and smiled, your streamer self hiding the nerves you were getting.

“Hello!” You waved.

“And we’d like to announce,” Bad’s face grew into a big smile.

“That [name] is our partner, and has joined our relationship.” Skeppy hugged you while you laughed, and Bad kissed your cheek.

You could believe that this was happening, but you knew everything was going to be alright with them.

~~short of long post~~

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Bad: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Sapnap: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Tommy: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Ranboo: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Tommy: But pink.

Tubbo: And it’s hot.

Tommy: PINK!

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Skeppy: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Bad: I prefer the term “self-loathing”, actually.

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Karl: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Sapnap?

Sapnap: No.

Karl: I think I speak for Sapnap when I say it sounds really super.

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Skeppy: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Bad: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment and stuff.

Skeppy: Yeah, but I mean… It’s a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Ranboo: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?

Tubbo: Oklahoma City, bitch!

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Wilbur: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Jesus. Amen.

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Bad: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

Skeppy: Bad- 

Skeppy: It- it was just an ant-

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Skeppy: You need to be more careful!

Bad, who was dragged into skeppy’s issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I’LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Ranboo: Hello, McDonald’s, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Ranboo: The real treasure was the loot we took from the dead bodies along the way

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Skeppy: You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself!!!

Bad: Oops?

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Skeppy: I pity anyone who insults me, lies to me, wrongs me, takes advantage of me or abuses me. The deities that protect me never sleep and their love for Justice is as powerful as their love for Retribution.

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Skeppy: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Bad, already taking his clothes off: Skeppy you’re so freakin stupid

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Sapnap: The inside of your butt is warm enough to hard boil an egg

Quackity: Oh no I’m not falling for this one again

Karl: What

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Quackity: Sapnap would throw themselves in front of a moving car for you.

Karl: Sapnap would throw themselves in front of a moving car for fun.

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Quackity: Is this your plan B?

Karl: Technically, this is plan P.

Quackity: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Karl: Yes, but I marry Sapnap in plan M.

Sapnap: I like plan M.

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*playing twister*

Karl: Right hand red.

Quackity: *ends up on top of Sapnap*

Sapnap: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Karl: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice.

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Quackity: So, what is Karl to you?

Sapnap: The reason I wake up every morning.

Quackity: …That’s adorable.

Karl earlier that morning, barging into Sapnap′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! 

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Techno: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Skeppy: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Bad I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Skeppy, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Bad: Skeppy annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Puffy: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Bad: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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Puffy: That shirt looks great, Bad.

Bad: Thanks.

Puffy: But I bet it would look even better on Skeppy’s floor.

Skeppy: Are you hitting on Bad… for me?

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Puffy: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Bad: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Skeppy, scoffing: Oh, please.

Bad, to Skeppy: Hey, how you doin’?

Skeppy:

Skeppy: *giggles and blushes*

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Bad: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one

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Skeppy: I would never say that my husband is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true… My husband is a bitch and I like him so much!

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Bad: I’m feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Bad: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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One day bad discovers the egg right? And he slowly gets attached he starts getting more angry at skeppy every time he takes him away even made him cry one time the egg was taking the personality of bad the normal bad was gone so skeppy then gets infected because of jealousy and bad realizes and his best friend his gone 5 years later of this torture bad finds himself alone in his room and is really depressed soon he goes to puffy and tells him about his feelings and how much he misses skeppy soon they make a potion to get his (skeppys) memories back and they go back to normal soon bad gets injured more than the egg because he was angered by it and skeppy tries stopping him and he eventually does soon they calm down and ignore the egg for a while and have a happy life bad recovering and skeppy being back