Vorbildlicher Tiger

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

addicted to overanalyzing music and applying it to my ocs

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

The one (1) and only agenda i follow is the trans Kiba agenda

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

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all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.