I'm A Child Of Chaos, Long May He Reign

Obviously when he got the more mask like cowl that issue stopped happening, but people never fail to bring it up constantly

The legends about the bat ears got to the point where anyone saved by Batman and who can get close to him that way, touches the ears just to feel them.

Or try to at least, because it isn't easy.

Unless you're a kid. Kiddies are allowed to chew on the ears if they please, and Batman will stare at you unbothered, daring you to say something mocking.

His Robins are allowed to touch the ears too. There were two instances where Gordon saw original Robin and his successor riding Batman's shoulders while pretending to steer him by the ears and making mech noises.

Flustered/embarrassed zuko

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a decade ago people didn't have tumblr groups. people didn't even have dms. if you wanted to talk to anyone about anything you had to make a post, or send an ask (which more often than not would get published and thereby become a post in the end too)

So a question for my followers: Give your best guess as to why this could have worked without looking it up.

So how did a blood transfusion treat syphilis? Well, in the 1700s, blood transfusions were not done with human blood- they were done with animal blood, usually lamb or calf blood. Since biblically calf or lamb blood was pure and contributed to the sweet nature of the animals, it was thought that if given to someone who was experiencing paranoia and hallucinations, the psychotic symptoms would decrease. This was not the case.

“The jellyfish doesn’t actively move anywhere; it’s just moved with the tides.”

hector was clocking in like that one minimum wage employee keeping the local pizza hut afloat.

achilles had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to troy, and he spent most of the last year of the war on strike (sulking).

they basically held odysseus’ infant son at gunpoint to make him join.

an argument could be made for menelaus wanting to be there, but the man just wanted to get his wife and get out.

paris may have started this shit but he sure as hell couldn’t finish it. hector had to drag him to the battlefield by ear daily.

1. Toxic masculinity

2. Early Aegean military industrial complex aspirations

3. That fucking apple

3a. For the lols - Eris, probably

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It sounds like a gimmick, but honestly, some of my best writing in that class came from hotspotting. Usually, the sentence you consider the "best" is the one that really gets to the heart of something you're trying to convey. In a rough draft, it tends to be that you're fumbling around a bit before you really hit on the heart of things. So with hotspotting, you're starting from a less fumbly place, which means you're able to dig into your subject in a much deeper and more precise way. It makes you feel like a surgeon, a little bit.