lmao what a loser

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Oh well none of my business

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

hey...the failed trump assassination made me think about how I missed my shot with you and how I haven't been right in the head ever since. hope you're doing okay

this was for the ear one. I learned about the one today in April 2026 because the post started going around again

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even