X-Men 2 was a documentary

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

Superhero in 60's comic: Jack Anjil was chopping a tree when a truck of chemicals crashed and spilled on him. This caused him to be fused together with his axe. He is now Lumberjack. Same character by modern day: A cosmic force known as the Tool shed which connects everyone with tool based powers made that chemical spill happen because it chose for Jack to be fused with his axe.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias