In this house we love and stan Essek Thelyss

guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table

walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner

the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all

What a wanker <3

Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart 

Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged! 

Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.

I asked here what people would want for a mech themed game, and an album themed game won!^^

So now im here to ask what album i should make a game about!

Death To The Mechanisms, Frankenstein, Tales To Be Told 1 and 2 are not included cause im unsure HOW I'd turn them into games♡

- the previous head archivist disappears under mysterious circumstances.

- he is then given the position of head archivist, something he’s well aware he isn’t qualified for.

- while working this position he’s constantly plagued by the feeling of being watched, to the point that he outwardly modifies his behavior in reaction to the statements to try to throw off whatever the source of this feeling Is.

- during all of this, his co-worker suddenly goes missing only to come back with news of having been held hostage by a living flesh hive trying to eat him with worms.

- this living flesh hive is now sending worms to your place of work.

- while trying to figure out how to deal with the worms he finds a statement from the flesh hive that is Directly Speaking To the previous archivist. cementing the fact that the magnus institute is being sieged by worms Because Of A Grudge Against The Head Archivist Position.

- while this is happening Mysterious Delivery Men show to Directly deliver a dangerous artifact To Him in the magnus institute, referring to him directly as “the archivist.”

- the flesh hive does, in fact, break into the institute and eat him with worms, specifically calling out To Him (to The Archivist) as she comes in.

- while running around trying not to be eaten by worms, one of his coworkers finds a secret tunnel system that’s been directly connected to their building that just so happens to be hundreds of years old. 

- and while he’s being Actively eaten by worms his Other coworker finds the murdered body of the woman who was the previous archivist, who the flesh hive had been addressing in her statement, propped up in those very tunnels.

in those statements we see monsters fully replace people who Used to be people (replacing the memories of everyone who knew them before), we see blood sucking monsters that make people see them as real people, we see people having their actions controlled by spiders, we see people get possessed by spiders and worms that burrow into their bodies, we see Not People who were never real in the first place who live among them anyways.

I’m not saying that stalking your coworker is like, A Normal Moral Thing To Do, but within in the context of the world he lives in and the reality of his situation it’s Not An Unreasonable Reaction To Trying To Stay Alive. And He’s Right.

one of his coworkers that he knew and trusted Was replaced by a monster that wanted to hurt him, that monster was actively changing his perception of reality so that he Couldn’t suspect her despite her change in personality, just the same as she was doing to everyone else.

and, you know, his boss was a hundreds year old monster that was trying to get him repeatedly traumatized and, eventually, cause the apocalypse.

he had Every Reason to be scared and angry and paranoid, he Also hurt someone who cared about him and was just as much of a victim as he was. both of these things are true. you can feel bad for what tim went through while Also recognizing that jon’s actions didn’t come from nowhere.

you’re telling me, with your Whole Chest, that if you Fully Believed that at least one of your coworkers was a monster that wanted to kill you, After You’ve Already Been Eaten By Worms, that you Wouldn’t be willing to do anything to make sure you stayed alive? 

of Course what he did would not be moral in a normal situation, of Course other characters are perfectly within Their right to react to both the horror of the situation and his behavior with fear and anger, of Course we’re allowed to lament how tragic the situation is because everyone is reacting to the trauma and horror they’re experiencing in realistic ways, of Course people are allowed to dislike jon as a character (or Any character ever for any reason, except for kirby)

but some of you are for real saying with your full chest “stalking is completely unforgivable in response to knowing a crazy monster killer is going to crazy monster kill you, if you want to stay alive then you have to be more normal about it.” Like Are You For Real? Do You Hear Yourself?

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