Alex 💭

It's so funny being a shipper when you're aroace it's like you're an anthropologist, like hey fictional blorbos who live in my head let me study your bonds under a microscope and take notes on what happens when I throw Valentines Day into your enclosure

@syn4k

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

Also I would just like to say, I really wish people would stop being mean to kids for being interested in things like parkour civ before they become popular. My brothers were watching this shit months ago. The kids are cooler than you

if a girl kissed me i'd probably be like yippee! or perhaps yay!

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] fight my situationship in a cactus ring

they already made a minecraft movie, it's called third life and it's available for free on youtube in fourteen different povs