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If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

That fucking tag omg

[Image description: Photo of a door with an official warning sign: “This Door is Alarmed;” beneath the official sign are two different handwritten notes on different scraps of paper: (first)“The window is startled,” and (second) “The floor is somewhat taken aback.” Description ends]

Mentally floating face down in a river

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER