Human

- AI uses a DISGUSTING amount of energy to power their data centers

- AI uses a DISGUSTING amount of water to cool off the heat generated by said energy!

- The water that is used to cool off the data centers is poisoned and left unusable

- The electricity bills of EVERYONE who live anywhere even close to those data centers inevitably skyrockets

- Emissions. AI is raising emissions. Better visit a coastal city when you’re young cuz if you wait a few years, you may need a scuba mask.

- AI generates their content using stolen ART, stolen WRITING, stolen PHOTOGRAPHY and literally anything else that can be digitally stolen

- AI takes jobs from real people! While doing everything listed above!

- Calmly and politely explain that you experience neither romantic nor sexual attraction!

- You already have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Sorry.

- Explain that romance is a construct made up by Big Chocolate to sell more candies!

- Odysseus

- Tell them they have to fund your lavish expenses first! (If they say yes. See above.)

- Immediately go into a borderline comatose state to avoid the conversation.

- Sob, loudly!

- “I’m sorry, I’m already in a relationship with your mom (or dad).” (Not Recommended)

- Bring up religion AND politics, and if that doesn’t work, DEI!

- Walk away, completely silent.

- Ask them if they’re with the Tax Collectors. Belligerently insist that, you don’t care WHO they sent to ask, you are NOT PAYING.

- Screech to the mothership that you have found a suitable specimen. Swarm him or her and drag them off to never be seen again.

1.) Teachers are humans too. They have thoughts and, believe it or not, feelings.

2.) Yes, they give you work. That is their job, and they would get fired if they didn’t.

3.) Most teachers genuinely want to see you succeed.

4.) Teaching is a difficult job. Imagine spending your entire day trying to not only manage but impart lessons onto a huge group of people, which changes every hour. They do not get paid enough, but they’re there anyway, because they genuinely want to see you succeed.

5.) Some teachers are bad teachers. It’s important to distinguish between bad teachers, and teachers you just don’t like. Taping a kid’s hands to their desk? That is a bad teacher. Tell someone about that. Giving the class a bit too much homework? That’s not inherently bad; try talking to them about it.

6.) Talk to your teachers. If they are a good teacher, they will listen. That doesn’t mean they will agree, but they will listen.