i eat babies

You gotta wonder where Pomfiore gets all their “organic” food from 🤔

I was just caught so off guard by this

credit

Fascinated by this phenomenon

But the moment it starts talking about blood purity, her divine right to rule, and how ubermensch her babies will be with the man with the equally super special bloodline? You're doing girlboss eugenics at that point.

"Specialina's love interest is McBroody, a man with rare rabbit powers. With both squirrel blood who have domain over the skies and rabbit blood who have domain over the land, their children will have domain over everything and become the most powerful beings on earth who will bring the kingdom eternal balance, thus the evil rat people do everything to keep these two apart." 🛑🛑🛑 STOP. DO NOT PASS GO. THINK ABOUT WHY THE HAPPY ENDING OF YOUR FEMALE POWER FANTASY IS HAVING GENETICALLY SUPERIOR BABIES.

Tiny Beel

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

~COSPLAY

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though

“George, did you forget your coffee?”