just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

not to be all ‘kink at pride’ discourse or whatever but is it just me or are people getting a bit too comfortable wearing straight up fetish gear in public? was at the mall the other day and I kept seeing people with santa hats and christmas sweaters on. there was even a mall santa with his big jolly red suit on and everything. disgusting

ppl in the north don't believe in god as much because it barely lightnings up there. northerners don't even worry about getting smote. that's why the bible belt is all humid states

lol, in the latest update to deadlock, the hero shooter that valve is developing, they added an anti-cheat system where basically if someone is flagged as cheating then everyone in the match can vote to ban them and end the match immediately or vote to turn them into a frog for the rest of the match and just play normally otherwise and then ban them afterwards

FROG! FROG! FROG! FROG! FROG!

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

Girl help people in the notes are calling me rich and privileged for owning a computer.

Guys if your definition of wealth is "owning a computer" then I'm sorry but you're not ready for the revolution. Listen, when the lord of the land makes his subjects stand in the open rain, their enemy is not the man who wore a hat.

another fire ass line from a random ass tumblr post lets go