Hot Choclety Crippling Fear of the Unknown

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” im at the gas station yall want anything

I love trans headcanons for characters who have parents who disapprove of something random the character does in-canon because it implies that their parents are 100% loving and accepting of their transness but are absolutely beside themself with indignation at the thought of their child doing something very minor

It's been five seconds and two people have tagged this as Ratatouille

#ngl but this is why i love trans danny headcanons#jack and maddie love and fully support their sons transition but he better not be a ghost! from @proserpine-in-phases​ 

*kicks dirt* why didnt u reblog that from me

So i guess someone at buckingham palace finally played that hyperpop-playlist

I one hundred percent believe Prince Philip died yesterday but the royal family didn't want to give us the satisfaction of having his and Margaret Thatcher's deaths on the same day

cunt couldnt even make it to 100

Rest in peace, Diana, I know you would've loved to see Prince Phillip dead.

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism

a kinnie made up this lie after having a breakdown cause they found out bpdluka kins hatsune miku even tho they have her listed as their top id (not kin cause they’re HATSUNE MIKU IRL) and softblocked half of their mutuals

You just can’t get farm fresh organic nonsense like this on any other platform, I tell you what

Keep your chin up king, how else are vampires supposed to be able to reach your neck?

im going to rearrange your cells so that your taint is the biggest part of your body

i think we should have a guardians of ga’hoole renaissance like we have with warrior cats. listen warrior cats is great but ga’hoole was just as fucking wild. there were barn owl fascists and magic wolves that got their own spinoff and moon hypnotism and bloody war and cannibalism and