A-P Day In Hell

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

Go to your room

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long

obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death. 

angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”

This is so funny because it implies God never told angels anything about how humans work.