Brighter than the twin-suns of Tatooine

“Well, I just… didn’t want you to think I was taking advantage of your friend.” “She’s well worth taking advantage of, I sincerely hope you did.”

When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence.

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

The First 13 minutes of Mass Effect Andromeda

This made me laugh for about 15 straight minutes.

[at Winter Palace] Leliana: You’re playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head hen. Leliana: If Empress Celene doesn’t win the civil war, Gaspard is going to sink your stupid boats and you’re going to look like a hair-sprayed arsehole in your Stone Age mother-of-the-bride dress. Leliana: And if she does win, I will have my agents come to your little district and shake it to death like an Antivan coconut tree. Leliana: And then I’ll have my agents crawl so far up your husband’s colon, he’s going to wish the ONLY thing they find is red lyrium. Leliana: So. Can the Inquisition count on your support? Orlesian Nobles:

by Loryn Brantz