oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

every new thing you see deals an additional d10 psychic damage

Love the designers slapping India in the ocean like it’s still the Late Cretaceous

Iceland is now known as Canada

I just now saw a poll where I could see the options, on the app, all the options had always been white buttons for me until now. I thought that was the joke we were all making, that the options were invisible. welp

it would be like "who's the sexiest pope" and I would hold my breath hoping I didn't accidentally tap on Benedict.

IT’S SWEET FAT OF THE HOG TUESDAY!!

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

it me I'm street rat with a coy smile