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Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

To any of my followers that are jewish, I hope you have a happy Hanukkah! X3 (a bit early if what i’m looking up is correct… but if christmas is allowed this far back, then sure as shotting so should Hanukkah. X3 )

FUCK YES

This is fucking hilarious

Who is up here respecting trans lesbians on this fine November night hit that mf reblog

do u ever just look at someone & think about how bomb the sex would be

You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?

imagine being married to a WOMAN having a WIFE spending the rest of your life with the love of your life who is a WOMA N !!!!

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

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All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.