Don't Even Ask

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

diversity win!!! the bathroom at the cheesecake factory has both white AND brown paper towels!

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed