"Butts" is my dirty word of choice

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

There’s an electro festival close to where I work and every year, we admit a few dozen overdoses. Knowing what we’re up against makes it so much easier for us to take care of you. We’re not here to judge, we’re here to help. We realize you didn’t intend to overdose, you just got unlucky.

Please, please, please read for you folks that take these drugs. It’s seriously important.

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Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

READ THIS

As a jew who’s grandfathers whole family was murdered in the Holocaust this news breaks my heart into a million pieces💔💔. this is so terrifying, please don’t let this pass you by. i’m literally crying right now

Chaotic Good Boy

hope we all live the lives we want in 2017

dicks out for those soda machines with the touch screens and all the flavors

I hope 2017 is the year of healing and recovering

i still dont like who i am but when i look back on who i used to be im my favourite self ive been so far

This actually really helped

i still dont like who i am but when i look back on who i used to be im my favourite self ive been so far

This actually really helped