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you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

damnnnnn 

You’re literally unable make promises you can’t keep.

Forget promises you can keep, I’d use this to prove facts about the universe.  “I promise that string theory is true.”  Imagine the power you’d have, to know that if you said it it must be true.

I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.