Wait for me across the sea

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

Do you ever think about how Tina is like, “My name name is Porpentina but I go by Tina because I can’t believe my parents named me after an animal.”

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Alternatively, use this one:

Reminds me of the Mobius Strip endless dungeon I’ve seen before. Directions HERE.

I always thought that Google’s informal motto being “don’t be evil” was about as comforting as a coworker having a sign at his cubicle reminding him not to snap and murder everyone in the building.