lady luck favours the one who tries

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

are there actually new tumblr users or are we just memeing ourselves into a fever dream where this site is popular again like two hundred thousand people hallucinating as they die in a trench

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

they shouldnt put video games on the switch

Dumb (affectionate)

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view

reporting live from the war i constructed in my own head

Is context even needed at this point