I feel old and sad. At 34 years old I was talking to my teenage daughter and she said "I don't like vampires", that offended my very millennial heart I told her that we will start watching buffy the vampire slayer. She said she didn't know what that was, I said it was a 'cult classic' and absolutely nessisary to watch. She said, and I quote "I'm not in a cult.". I died. I am fully deceased.














