Eebie Deebie your dick is now a squeebie

having a favourite animal you're associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it'll make your day everytime

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

I'm sitting next to a poster depicting the first 12 canonical Doctors. My life is about to very much go off the rails.

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

did you know that not all salmon die after fucking. it's only like 90%. imagine going home to the ocean after that

you and the gang driving home from the club but 90% of you died

hi can i come over and immediately fall asleep

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care