Pastel!

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

it's so fun how tumblr allowed this to be blazed to my dash but trans women are regularly nuked off the site for literally nothing within hours of making their accounts

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

it's so fun how tumblr allowed this to be blazed to my dash but trans women are regularly nuked off the site for literally nothing within hours of making their accounts

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

I love spiders and u should too

many pros to having long soft hair but sometimes gravity and yawning conspire against you in such a way that leaves you rapidly and desperately removing strands from your tongue in the hopes of halting the sensation

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

when you first start transitioning you think 'oh now i have to practice my girl moan' but really you should be learning how to breathe gently and raggedly like a dying animal with its spine snapped its throat torn open breathing and breathing slowly gurgling a dead thing dying

they say a sword chooses its wielder but they say that about a lot of things. I think sometimes you just wanted the sword

when i say autogynephilia isn’t real in any meaningful sense, i don’t mean that trans women don’t get turned on by themselves being hot. i mean that it is perfectly normal to do so and many cis people also do that

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.